All 38 game Reviews


Tesla Death Ray Tesla Death Ray

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Are you kidding?!!

I pressed menu to see if I could get back to the store again, because I died on Day 9 three times and thought I needed upgrades.... fuckin resets the game?!?! What the hell is that?! It should bring up a menu with a button to quit, not just immediately quit the game and reset, I mean what the hell is that? Bad design. Boo.

And when you die it seems like it would make more sense to start back at the upgrade shop. Anyway cool game otherwise, pretty standard defense game but neat concept for the visuals.


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Tower of Heaven Tower of Heaven

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is incredible.

I'm nerding out right now about how much I love this game.

I love this game. This game is excellent. The story is clever, the graphics are loveable, and the music is mindblowing.

The music is so good that it draws you through the game, it makes you want to keep going even though you've died 30 times the same way. The music is so good, it makes you want to buy the album for a buck, even though you're a broke college student and have barely enough money for food because you spent half your budget paying your apartment complex this ridiculous pet fee for your tiny orange cat.

This game is incredible. To me, this is everything games should be about: an extreme challenge administered with an artistry that is so fun and engaging that it motivates you to want to triumph over it.

I haven't even finished it yet.

This is probably among the five favorite flash games I have ever played, as geeky a statement as that is.

Play this game. If you have any kind of courage or wit in your heart of hearts, you will love it.

A girl just sat on my laptop WTH I gotta go.


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Vuvu Hero Vuvu Hero

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hey uhhh...

Not to be a dick or anything, but you probably shoulda got this out while the World Cup was still going on. Funny idea, real slick execution, but the concept is already kinda dated so it sort of collapses in on itself around that fault. It's not really topical any more, and it seems like that would be the biggest thing it has going for it.


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RubberNinja responds:

That was the idea, but obligations kept us from doing so.


K-Million K-Million

Rated 1 / 5 stars

What the hell

Why would you make a game about a chameleon and then have nothing in the game involve using its tongue or changing colors? Like, you know... those things chameleons do? The gameplay is terrible. Like another reviewer said, all you have to do is "never stop firing" and the game plays itself. The bugs don't move slow enough to bother trying to put chains together, and there doesn't seem to be any pay off for doing so anyway. It got boring really quickly. The graphics were halfway decent, but on the whole this game sucks.



Air Pressure Air Pressure

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I am NOT a girl.

LEIGH IS NOT JUST A GIRL'S NAME I JUST HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

Good game though cool style.



Run!! Run!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

If your dead



Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Word up to the nizzups.

Wadolf. Fucking Wadolf. I can't get him, every time I try... I'm getting better though, one day I'll take his ass down. That little sound Stamper makes when he shoots his blue spinny shit is hilarious. I don't get why he farts gum but whatever it works. Smashing job, chizzaps.


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NG Poster Collab NG Poster Collab

Rated 2 / 5 stars

What the heck?

That Strawberry Clock drawing is from the Clock collection page, but you took credit for it? The Angry Faic and Fancy Pants drawings are pretty much carbon copies of the ones from the official NG poster. That Weebl drawing looks exactly like Weebl from the cartoons, nothing was changed at all, so I don't see how what's-his-face can take credit for that. That TomFulp drawing is basically copied from his user pic. I mean why even draw it if you're just going to make a shitty version of something that was good in the first place? TrippingMetal's nameless drawing is actually good. Blockhead and Salad Fingers are pretty good too. Alien Hominid looks cool. But that Pico drawing is especially awful. It'd be one thing if these were all originals, but a lot of these are just taking credit for someone else's work. Particularly, everything by JKAmovies. Nobody will give a shit about you unless you do something original. So try it, see what happens. Right now you're just plagiarizing and regurgitating.


JKAmovies responds:

First things first, The characters are supposed to look like the original. (Not exactly, but the same basic idea)

I reckon Fancy pants and Angreh faic looked great.

Seriously. . . Shut up!

These people put there effort into their drawings, and you come here, criticizing all there work, they at least put 20mins of work into it (Including me) >:(


Canyon Shooter Canyon Shooter

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bang whiz blast bang kaboom

I love the metal slug style games you guys put out. Not a lot of strategy to the action here though, like there's no rhythm. You can't really do a perfect run through it, kinda just have to shoot wildly and dodge the best you can. Really cool concept though. Lots of guns. Lots of fun. Yipee.



Pico Blast Pico Blast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfect.

This is exactly how you described it. It brings back memories of playing classic Pico minigames - like the bear in the big blue house - but with today's standard of Flash games. And the gameplay completely kicks ass. One of the funnest boss battles of any game, let alone Flash. The police chief character really goes along with Pico's pretty murky origins. It adds a piece to what seems to be a somewhat scattered puzzle. I'd love to see something that really fleshes out Pico's character, but stays true to his image as a playable icon. This seems to squirm in that direction, but it left me eager for more... So please, make more! Loved it. Favorited.


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