MAGIC. SORCERY. WISHES... All this can be yours. Shit in my mouth, Newgrounds is looking good enough to cry for. I love you baby, don't ever leave.

So you want to be tough? You don't got what it takes, I say. Get out of my sight and into the sight of someone with maybe less molten steel in his veins, because I'm a real man and I'll eat your brains for breakfast if you look at me wrong, kid. You feel that? That's a cool breeze, pushing your baby ass over. And I fuckin' hate babies. And I hate you.

I'm just kidding my fucking god what a shit of a post this has been.